Today needs to be over...

I got milk in my pump tubes and then while trying to clean it I got milk all over my just-from-the-dry-cleaners skirt.

My house alarm went off during lunch so I had to leave my baby early to go to my house to find nothing wrong. The fan tassel set off the motion detector.

The wrinkles on my face are really noticeable.

The emails won't stop.

The phone calls won't stop.

I need the weekend right now.