An Apology to James Blond (oops, Bond)

I'm sorry Daniel Craig. You proved me wrong. You are a really good Bond. I really enjoyed your movie last Saturday. I might see it again. Petey did.

I take back all the mean things I've said about you. You are not a girly boy with a girly gun. You are not "less of a man" because you shave your chest. You are not a wannabe Sean Connery. You are not as dry as a stick.

I like you. And I hope you stick around. Be sure and keep the swimsuit.