Thursday, October 26, 2006

Stages of Life

Teenager - learn to drive using your knee so you can put makeup on in the car.

College Student - still drive using your knee so you can continue to cram for an exam that will be held in about 12 minutes. (the time it takes you to get from home to school)

Pregnant Wife - master the art of driving using your knee so you can eat Braum's Cherry Limeade ice cream AND Cookies N Cream ice cream while on your way home from work. (in separate cups so the two ice creams don't "mix" together)

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