Pregnancy Perils
(To the tune of "Hi Ho the Derrio")

My belly's in the way
My belly's in the way
It's hard to shave my legs
My belly's in the way

My feet are swelling large
My feet are swelling large
Barefoot's the way to go
My feet are swelling large

My ankles have gone away
My ankles have gone away
No more pretty legs
My ankles have gone away

My back hurts really bad
My back hurts really bad
Oh it makes me sad
My back hurts really bad

I can't get out of bed
I can't get out of bed
Oh my tired head
I can't get out of bed

My belly's in the way
My belly's in the way
Petey needs to shave my legs
Cause my belly's in the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.