By The Numbers: Maternity Leave

*28 days off (not counting Saturday, Sunday and Memorial Day)

*150 bottle/nipple/pump accessories scrubbings

*378 ounces of milk consumed

*5 really big "explosions"

*approx. 300 diapers changed (and counting!)

*approx. 500 wipes used (and counting!)

*256 hours of nap time during day

*60 hours of Maury, Montel & Dr. Phil

*10 trips to Babies R Us

*8 loads of baby laundry

*20 meals ordered To Go (counting fast food)

*20 baby baths

*7 dropperfuls of Mylicon

*126 hours of lost sleep

*42 hours of infomercials

*25 different songs sung

*15 books read (some more than once!)

*20 visitors

*50 dollars in stamps bought for announcements & thank you notes

*3 1/2 pounds gained (and counting!)

*3 inches grown (and counting!)

1 happy baby boy